Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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penis

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Church.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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