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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Koalas mum is a slut

good looking women

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

so the weather's nice...

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

womens rights

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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