- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Morning wood.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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