What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Needless to say,

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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