what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Racial Equality

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

I walk into a bar...

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

well use a tissue!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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