Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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