What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where's mom I killed her

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Knock knock What?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Life

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A baby seal walks into a club.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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