What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

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