- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

4 hours later.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

pudding

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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