Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A blind man watches TV

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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FUCK YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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