Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

all your base are belong to mark

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your existance.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

whats black and white? a zebra

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