yo momma so fat. that shes fat

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Camerons hair is Curly..

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Im taking a shit right now.

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