Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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feminists.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Your dads dead. lol

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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