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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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