- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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