hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Dakota Fanning

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

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