- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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