I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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hi joshua

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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