whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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im a dragon, no im not

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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