- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

TWIX PAUSE!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Knock, knock. Come in.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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