Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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