- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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