- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Horse with a chair on his head.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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