How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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You wanna see something really scary?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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