Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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