Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Guess what? The Game.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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