what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Poop.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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