Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

CAVE JOHNSON.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

An Asian man fails a math test

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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