What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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2 Penises

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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this is not a joke. jks

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Anti Joke

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