one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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