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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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