Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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