whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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I'm Batman.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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what happens every day? People die

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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I'm sn otter

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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