Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

stuarts mum

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

My three children are three big mistakes.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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