- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

religion

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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