Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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My name is Jeff

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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