What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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nolan is gay

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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women's rights.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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I've got a dig bick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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