A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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