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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

i hate black people

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