your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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I like your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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