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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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