Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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whats 2+2? 4

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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NAACP

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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I'm hungry.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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whats white and sticky glue

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Anti Joke

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