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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

c-? men, C-men

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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