How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

7+5=12

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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