Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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so the weather's nice...

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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