What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Yo mama so fat.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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