An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

This is a joke. Laugh!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Knock Know! Come in!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

When is a door not a door? Never.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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