- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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