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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Obamacare

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Women's Rights.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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