how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Racial Equality

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

can you touch your toes? no

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

wael.. nuff said

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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