- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Pull my finger ouch..

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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