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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

William wright is Gay

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Muslim athletes.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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