wanna hear a joke? yes

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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