- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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