- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

womens rights.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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