- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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