- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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