A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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