What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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