- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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