- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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