- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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