- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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