If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

brock has small hands for a small job

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

2 + 2 = fish

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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