- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

what is the color of a burp burple

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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