What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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