- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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