A Pakistani news reader.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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