Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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