knock knock who's there? hope

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Where are you going Your house

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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